Thanks for showing up! We've been waiting on your @$$!
You are here… for
"C-O-O-K-I-E
R-E-D-E-M-P-T-I-O-N!
from ANYWERE!" (TM)
Sounds good, OH YEAH
But first don’t forget to Like and Subscribe to the channel so that I can live that PHAT life. If we get 1000 likes I’ll get off my lazy @$$ and make said channel.
Let's goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Whatever platform you're on (except KFConsole):
Step 0: Log into the game #durrrrrrrrrrrrr
Step 1: Collect dawning associated crap, in this case [u]Chitin Powder and Multifaceted flavors[/u]. And essence; don’t forget the essence.
Step 2: Bake said crap into [u]Bright Dusted Snowballs[/u] for your favorite smurfette [u]Tess[/u] with your Eva brand whoop-dee-do Oven.
Step 3: Now for cookie redemption:
From anywhere in game.
Steps 4 thru 72:
-[u]Open the Eververse store[/u], I said it (moohahhahahahahahah; hook, line, and sinker. You're welcome Bungo)
-[u]Redeem cookie for gift
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[b]***Fight the urge to spend your loot on the cash cow that is Eververse which should be sunset LoL [/b](#MOOOOOOOOOOOO right @ ya Seraphim Crypto :) #betrayal #sorrynotsorry
-[u]Cycle the menu[/u] to the left or right [u]to leave the store page[/u]
-[u]Cycle the menu back to the store[/u]
-[u]Redeem the next cookie for your gift[/u]
-[u]Repeat[/u]
Ka-Boom!
Do it.
Or don't.
Peace Guardians.
EDIT: For those without a sense of humor or better yet folks without a morbid sense of humor [u][b]I have underlined the instructions[/b][/u]
EDIT2.0: well... it's official... after having enjoyed an extremely fine 18 year we'll call Chivas... I have reread my post and your comments. I am truly sorry for having infected any of you with my crazy... truly... sorry
EDIT 2.1 Merry Christmas
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You forget to plug your G-Fuel sponsor code bro!!!