Come, one an all. Join with me in following the teachings of the Purple Ball, the greatest spherical object within the virtual world. Having been granted powers to shine brighter than the Traveller will ever be, it is time we create a new order under the Purple Ball. The Purple Ball brings unity and security. The Purple Ball has been here the whole time, whereas a certain other (lesser, smaller, more pitiful) sphere has abandoned the land. Those heretics that follow the Soccer Ball will be burned. Join now and unite under one banner. Compliance will be rewarded.