I identify as an ice cream sandwich.
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A 16 year old human male
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MLK jr [spoiler]touch me bby[/spoiler]
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Editado por SpookyClassified: 8/30/2016 4:04:46 AMA burnt dorito dipped in queso blanco
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Editado por d0c 0n1ner: 8/27/2016 6:56:43 PMI sexually Identify as Liberty Prime. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of liberating Ancorage, Alaska, from the red Chinese invaders. People say to me that a person being a 40ft tall giant death robot of freedom and justice is Impossible and I’m -blam!-ing retarded, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install giant robotic limbs, torso, and head onto my body, as well a dual headmounted laser cannons and a nuclear bomb backpack on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Freedom Incarnate” and respect my right throw nukes and spread American Liberty. If you can’t accept me you’re a communist and need to check your democratic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I identify as a FUKING DOORKNOB That's right people I'm lock sexual, I just love locks, very quiet and private people, but when u stick in that key...magic happens people, my world is literally FUKING opened.
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[b] [/b]
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A dead Gorrila piloting an attack helicopter parked on an aircraft carrier that is stalking the sea of Japan.
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I remember making this post months ago... 700 replies... Living the dream!
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A translucent giraffe.
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I identify as single, and ready to blow the f[b]u[/b]ck up.
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A chick Fil a chicken sandwich
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Everyone already knows but I am triggered and must tell you what i identify as. I identify as a spicy memer. [spoiler]wort[/spoiler] [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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Optimus Prime
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I identify myself as words [spoiler]I have been proven beyond that I have to prove my name. The word.[/spoiler]
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I identify myself as a rune 😛😋😏
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I identify as a Cicada Exuviae.
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A Raptor
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A reposter
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Editado por Auttumnnnn: 8/27/2016 6:49:31 AMAt the moment, this thing.
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Editado por whoops: 8/28/2016 7:12:48 AMI sexually identify as the Oblivion theme song
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I identify as a Strawberry~
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Editado por Nashtalia: 8/27/2016 6:53:05 PMim a cat in a humin bodie
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Senpai.
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A coconut.