>be me >be moderator on a gaming forum >stroke my power >see member with a massive ego breaking rules >Whatathavage.mov >comment something funny yet smart of me >"truuuuuuuuuu😂👌" >Like his post and dm him a 20$ xbox gift card from 2005 >too poor to afford food let alone a money card >exit thread >stroke my power >see member spam NSFW images >keepsoncoming.jpg >see furious threads of member pissed off by him >Load of reports about this guy >I know what i must do >find every pic he has posted and saved them for later >takes me 5 hours of saving "hard evidence" >give him 5 warnings and a weekly ban >Im the forum's messiah, the members are my shepherd >stroke my power >see a thread with people having a coherent and nice discussion about problems occurring in the world >"Wtf is this" >Op is respecting people and actually is open minded about others opinion >Getaloadofthistard.gif >Super mad cause he hasn't broken any rules >scroll hard as my hand starts popping veins >2 time champion in jerk off, I can scroll for days >Thats it, i caught him >See he has used the word "suck" >Target terminated >Ip ban his behind >Im so gonna get promoted >Forum master pats me and gives me a Bk meal worth of a raise >I have done God's work >stroke my power