An American soldier is coming home from WWII. He has an apartment in France and he needs to get there. He takes train. A woman is in the train car and her dog is in his seat. "Ma'am may you move your dog so I may sit down?" "No." The woman replies. The man waits until he comes back to his seat. He asks again only to be told no once more. After another hour, the soldier comes back to the seat and opens the window. He grabs the dog and throws it off the train. A British man walks up to him. He says: "You Americans are always doing things wrong. You drive on the wrong side of the road, eat with the wrong utensils in the wrong hands.... And now you've gone and thrown the wrong b!tch out the window!"