Panzer has to try again because Panzer's '-blam!- is older than the average Lore Kid’s mother-factory.
Once again, the stars have aligned to resemble a character from the hit game Among Us and the powers that don’t have demanded yet another Panzer Post!
What exactly is a Panzer Post? What differentiates it from a Post Post? Well, my good, uniformed organic, it is written by Panzer! Also, it is a Name Brand! It's literally just Panzer posting about Panzer! Let’s move on to the post!
Remember that whole wild topic that lasted a full entire day? Yeah, the Myers-Briggs thing. Panzer’s going to weigh in on it, because it’s died down, and saying Panzer likes beating a dead horse would be an understatement. Like I told one of your faceless internet strangers, I’ve never considered it the end all be all of the personality. HOWEVER! It does help you determine some things about yourself! For example: Panzer got a Logician. It’s rare, quirmky, wacko, and Panzer-y. Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Prospecting. An interesting combo and a lot of the parts of the description don’t fit me, BUT SOME OF IT DOES! And since some of it does, I think it can be used as a sort of a guidepost. I get that most people think it’s no more useful than believing the stars aligning to a character from the hit game Genshin Impact (got ya there, i’d bet) determines your entire personality.
“Omg, ur such a virgo lol”
“Omg ur such a… *checks notes* debater (i think) lol”
But, I think that it can be used to help people, especially weirdo tanks like me, see more of themselves, and put it all into words. Also, it can help others realize things about you that you didn’t know how to tell them! Panzer gives serious advice time is now over.
-Janky Segue!-
Panzer likes to draw. I’m not your best pencil artist, but I know how to use my fingers. (Tracks? Wheels?) I recently filled up a sketchbook with cringe drawings dating back to my -blam!- middle school tank days, and so now I have a bigger, much more professional-looking one. It even has those metal ring thingies! I have already begun to draw in it, though half of it is cringeass furry -blam!-. I mean, cringeass DnD -blam!-. You heard nothing, Panzer’s a normal tank. Perhaps if I add a bunch of words people's eyes will glaze over and not notice anything wrong. At all. Nothing is weird, strange, or wacko here. Just Panzer, a not very fluffy tank, doing tank things. Ahem.
-Janky Segue 2: Dead Joke Boogaloo!-
Ever kept a diary? They’re pretty nice. Panzer can write whatever he wants, and no matter hoow cringy or hoow weird it is, no one cares! Because they can’t read it! Panzer can even brag on himself, and say something positive about his level of intellect or his artistic ability without someone on the internet looking at this and thinking “I am not having this!” and succinctly saying “Pfft. You? Sure bud.”
Anyways, here’s the questions section, where Panzer finished up the post and gives everyone a chance to talk about themselves, or even -*gasp*- brag on themselves a wee bit!
1: How’s finals week been? If you are a silly old person, how has the week been?
2: What do you think you’re best at? Or if you are scared to say something positive about yourself online, what do you want to be good at?
4: What all are you silly internet strangers' personalities like? Don’t know? Take a Buzzfeed quiz, or the Myers-Briggs, or look at the birth month and check if the stars are shaped like a character from the hit game Raid: Shadow Legends.
Alright, that’s all Panzer has for you lot. Appreciate it if you trudged through my ramblings down to the bottom, and didn’t just scroll through with a dead look in your eyes and a slack jaw. Remember not to drool on your ‘-blam!-!
[spoiler]Yes I know none of the other name-brand chaotic ramblings are tagged with #panzerpost, just be patient.[/spoiler]
Holy hell Bungie doesn't like it if you forgo writing the first three letters of computer.
Edit because: I ASKED QUESTIONS DAMNIT ANSWER THEM!
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Editado por Thire: 5/17/2022 9:45:22 PM[quote]Panzer likes to draw. I’m not your best pencil artist, but I know how to use my fingers. (Tracks? Wheels?).[/quote] You know, that’s a good question. What does a tank use to draw? The tracks would crush the pencil, so that can’t work. What about attaching the pencil to a metal pole, which is then attached to the turret?