[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRxofEmo3HA]Please enjoy today's music brought to you by, the internet.[/url] Welcome Floodians, Desticles, and Lurkers alike to Serious Talk with Sexbot, starring Mr. Sexbot. Today's topic will be about the current state of the Flood, Newfoman, Oldfoman, and what we can expect from the future of the Flood. Thank you to Ben Dover from North Carolina for suggesting today's topic. We now move onto Serious Talk with Sexbot, please enjoy. Hello everyone, I am Mr. Sexbot and I'm here to have a serious talk about a serious subject. Today I'd like to talk about the current state of the Flood, which is down right atrocious! Now the Flood has never been a wonderful place, believe me, but at least the love and creativity of the community allowed you to look past, just barely, all the disgusting ugly bits. Now it didn't take much love and creativity to brighten up the Flood, obviously since there wasn't much of it in the first place but at least there was some. Now our home has fallen into disrepair and it's up to us to build it back up! The Flood of old is gone, and it's not coming back and no amount of posting ridiculously asinine threads just to start a flame war will bring it back. It's up to us now to build a new Flood, not for anyone else, but for us. Because this is our home and regardless of whether or not you are a Newfoman or and Oldfoman it is your duty to go out there and post something creative and entertaining, share it with everybody help build the Flood a new future. When outsiders look at this they will cry in anguish and scream in disgust, but we will smile, proud of what we built and accomplished. This is the future that we need this is the future the we, as Floodians, deserve. Another thing I'd like to discuss is the recent influx of Newfoman, now of course these Newfoman were treated with some disrespect. But brothers and sisters, are we Oldfoman truly better than the Newfoman? Well, yes of course that's a silly question. But is it not so obvious that it needs to be pointed out? So in that case I would like to extend my hand and give all Newfoman a gracious welcome...Just kidding you're all fgts. Now back to my point, Oldfoman are obviously cooler and better than their newer counterparts so do we really need to go and point it out? No, what we need to do is just accept our roles (mmmm rolls) Oldfoman accept their roles as the dominant species and Newfoman accept their roles as the not so dominant species. If we can do this we can work together to build a glorious future for the Flood...On the backs of the Newfoman, and maybe just maybe if the Newfoman work hard enough they will be accepted into the ranks of Oldfoman. But we have to start working towards a better future first, otherwise we'll ever accomplish these goals we have set up for the Newfoman. So what can we expect from out future? Well it depends are we willing to work and fight for a Floodian future? Or are we going to wither away in our misery, it's up to you to decide. Well that's enough of the topics at hand, let's move onto some fan mail. [quote]Dear Mr. Sexbot This is the dumbest show in existence, please go die in a hole. I got cancer, as well as type 30 diabetes and herpes just from glancing at your abomination of a show. Your existence is a blight on humanity, you dying will likely bring about world peace and end human suffering so please end your miserable garbage heap of life soon, and make it painful. -Phillip DeCarr, California[/quote] [quote]Why deal with a standard sized penis when you can have a SUPER penis. Try this new FDA approved drug that will SUPER size your dick, gain 5 inches and 5 hours. It's SUPER! effective at getting you laid too. THIS IS NOT A SCAM and to prove it we'll give you a SUPER good deal we'll send you a bottle of SUPER penis growth aid™ for FREE. That's a 69.99$ offer, FREE. All you have to do is send all your valuable personal information to totallynotascam@stillnotascam.notscam[/quote] [quote]I'm sorry I cheated on you with Cary, and Mary, and Larry, and Jerry and then some Dairy, and probably Barry as well. But please come back to me baby, I still love you you're the only one for me. They didn't mean anything to me I swear it! ... Oh shit wrong number![/quote] Well that's it for today! Remember to tune in tomorrow for another episode of Serious Talk with Sexbot and have a wonderful evening. [i]PM your topic suggestions and your fan mail to Mr Sexbot and your topic or fan mail might end up being in an episode of Serious Talk with Sexbot![/i]