Weirdest Dream

[spoiler]I was Nemo and was in New York City with my dad. We were trying to get back home and our owner, Timmy Turner, was looking for us as well. Some woman was trying to stop him from finding us and sent an evil female fish after us. While we still near NYC, there were fireworks going on while we were looking for Timmy's parents' boat. We came across this swordfish who recognized me as the infamous Nemo and told me that he always knew he would meet me someday. We also then came across a sad, old angler fish whose hanging bulb was no longer glowing and looked deformed. A piece even fell off, which made him even more sad. He decided to come with us. Another angler fish swam over us and looked at me angrily. We swam following the bridge to the America mainland and came to a dark, abandoned boat-docking area. We were near the wall resting when the evil female fish showed up. She had just set a nearby empty boat on fire and destroyed it. She showed up offering to help us find our owners when the destroyed boat began sinking in pieces to the bottom of the ocean. My dad and I thought it was Timmy's boat and became incredibly sad, assuming we would then never get home. The evil fish pretended to be sympathetic and hugged me saying, "you poor thing". She then swam toward my dad to do the same, but instead swam behind him. I was looking away, but heard a sharp piercing noise. I turned to see that she had used a nail that was hanging by a rubber string to pierce completely through my dad, killing him instantly. She had an evil smile and looked at me. While she was holding onto the string, I then began pulling these levers that started pouring salt and something else on her in an effort to somehow keep her from chasing after me. I then started to swim away, but found that I had somehow became a human boy. I got on land and began to run. I turned the corner of the building and saw a man in a truck with police lights on top. I reached the driver side and asked him, "Do I look like a normal boy?" He, confused, said yes. I then looked to my left and saw that the evil fish had also turned into a human, an older black-haired woman, and was running toward me with a real knife. My eyes widened and I quickly jumped into the back of the truck and told the man in the sheriff hat that she was trying to kill me. He shut his door and began to drove off, while the woman stopped running and simply watched me. A moment later, when we turned the corner, I saw that the old angler fish had become an old, fat clown.[/spoiler]

I dreamt a really peculiar one once. I was looking into a scene from what it seemed to be a mounted camera (I couldn't move and I don't remember seeing my body). It was the backyard of a house in some suburb, and it was dead silent. The backyard door was ajar, and suddenly I was inside the house, and there was a lady dead on the floor with an ax lodged in her head like it would be lodged in a tree trunk. I woke up at that moment, completely horrified at what I had seen, wrote the entire thing down instantly. Eventually I turned it into a short story, where a kid falls in love with an older girl, and his mom doesn't allow him to move in with her, so "he" kills her and "ends up" dying with her, holding hands. Quotation marks used because it turns out to be the boys girlfriend, who kills herself about a week later, and the story ends with a poem, written by the girl, which entails serious delusions about their relationship and the after life they will spend together.

All of my dreams are weird.

I can't remember much of it, but a few days ago I dreamt I parachuted into this beautiful valley, set up a transparent tent and laid in it with a Malamute pet, and I look down and I'm pregnant? [spoiler] literally makes no sense[/spoiler]

Too gory. Might get banned. I've never been banned.

The REAL world trun into destiny (is that awesome or creepy?)

So, I was having a weird dream the other night. For some reason, I was driving a car on a dark highway. After, a few minutes minutes I look down at my feet. Then, a black abyss grabs me by the feet and pools me into another dimension, to which I wake up What a -blam!-ing weird dream, right?