I couldn't figure out how to upload pictures of the text so I'm just going to rewrite it in this thread, hope everyone laughs as hard as I did. Ok so for the sake of a little privacy I will just use (me and her)
Me: "Whew ight some sit down time lol.. new dlc for destiny looks dope...."
Her: "destiny destiny destiny"
Me: " Haha are you jelly?"
Her: 'Lol yes I am jelly"
Me: "well maybe you should come out with some dlc and I'll be more interested, rofl"
Very long pause between next reply (in my head)"awww shit that was kinda a dick thing to say"
7 mins later
Her: "haha"
Me: "kk good you didn't get mad I love you"
Her: "why would I get mad?"
Me: "Cuz you're crazy psycho" like cut my body parts off if you see me with another women when we're not together... crazy like that"
Me: "lol just messing" [spoiler]no I am not she -blam!-ing crazy[/spoiler]
Her: "I most definitely am but that statement has nothing to do with another woman"
Me: " Yeah I've dug a hole and I can't get out "
Her: "I'm confused were u talking about another woman? Because I will cut you!"
Me: "no it just came out wrong crazy"
Her: "lol"
Then I proceeded straight to the fourms to share with you all have fun, all you guys with crazy ladies might get a better laugh than others.. well cya.