Took a nap today. Had a weird as balls dream. Completely weird as shit. It started as some weird trip to some [url=http://topminecraftworldseeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/1.8-minecraft-seed-triple-crater-caverns-1.jpg]weird dimension[/url] with those [url=http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/hyperdimensionneptunia/images/5/54/SuperDimensionalGameNeptune.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110701181610]CPU Goddesses[/url], those [url=http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/destinypedia/images/9/9e/Guardians.png/revision/latest?cb=20140708012846]Guardians[/url], and those [url=https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UEYp1RTvllM/maxresdefault.jpg]Overwatch heros.[/url] And so their weird trip led them to Minecraft world and I was the Steve. They got trapped and started infighting, so all I had to do was make a portal from Minecraft land to not Minecraft land. I make the portal in a secret location, enter, and it all makes sense (these portals are one-way, mind you). There were these mechanical insectoid creatures all along a rainy pacific northwestern coast. At the top of the beach, there was a long, abandoned highway full of rubble and those machine bugs. The highway led to some place in one direction, but in the other was a crashed alien spaceship that had those machine bugs coming in and out. On top of a massive pile of rubble was a pool of dark, inky stuff along with two massive machine moths and an even larger flying mantis machine; both equipped with a white, gaseous shields that protected them from virtually everything and esoteric abilities. Five mechanical bugs of some sort walked up the rubble and to the mantis. They both nodded and the mantis let the other five machines into the portal. I ran down the highway to find some secret space I could work. I walk into a "cave" next to the road in a cliff. Turns out the cave is actually an alien base so I explore it. Weird things happen. "Ah, I've got it! I finally made it!" "Yes, but you're only a rat." "Uh, what?" "This is the Biodrome, it's what we'll use to subjugate planet into death, so my arthropod masters can mechanicalize it!" I hear a scream. I walk into a room and I see a weird lizard man in a lab coat on a big red glowing pipe while eating what's probably the rat. It turns its head towards me and smiles, then disappears. I get spooked then run out into some open cave. Good, I can make a portal here. I seal the entrance to the base and make the portal. I head through. Now I'm back in Minecraft world. It seems as if the goddesses, the guardians, and Overwatch managed to kill the aliens that came through. I look through the Minecraft server list and see two dudes. "Griefer" and "Mr. Mess", both of them were Minecraft griefers. They were probably going to blow the portal. I teleport to them. They were in a barn and I had to kill them. We had a boring Minecraft fight and stereotypically, I win. I turn to the left to see Mercy walk through the barn "door." She seemed stunned at me. Since I couldn't talk, I made a hand motion telling her I couldn't speak. Mercy nodded. I teleported both Mercy, everyone else and I to the portal. I tilt my head through the portal. They seemed to understand and jumped into a portal. Presumably, they all fought valiantly against the machinations to take back "the planet."