my hot-take is that proper pasta is better than any pizza in the world
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Anything with beans or sour cream in it cannot reasonably be classified as "food." The stench alone is worse than anything I've ever had the misfortune of smelling in a public restroom. Soup is gross. Food is supposed to be solid, not liquid. Would you drink a pizza? (If you answered "yes," I want nothing to do with you. We cannot be friends.) If the meal doesn't include some kind of meat (or plant-based meat substitute), it cannot be called dinner.