Hi I'm looking for a girlfriend preferably one that likes to game and is outgoing and fun :)
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You still looking
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Maybe this will be The First Curse but... I'll be the Ice Breaker. I have a Obsidian Mind and I'm gonna give you the Truth. Bby I'm feeling really Thorny. Because you already gave me a Hard Light. We don't need a Chaperone. We can just go back to my place in Monte Carlo And use Fabians Stratagy, The Ram, or The Stag maneuver While listening to the Ace of Spades. Now with your Grips of No Tomorrow, Grab my Ghallahorn and watch the wolf pack rounds explode. I'm the Lord of Wolfs for a reason;) I don't have a Black Hammer, And I feel the need to mention I don't have Patience and Time, so you'll always see me coming. While I would never say Don't Touch Me, I need to know: Are you like the Templar and have Harpies? Or do you have the Red Death? Cause if not, I'd love to see your Dark Below. Just let your Nexus open, Move your Gatekeeper, And I'll eat your Lucky Rasberry, cause I got the Hunger of Crota. Just warn me before you Necrogasm. Hopefully my Luck In The Chamber works But don't worry about Hereafter, Cause I've got some Super Good Advice. It's not like we have No Back Up Plans, we'll just use Plan C. Maybe next time we can have the Shield Brothers over and they could strike you. If you're into it, The Third Man can watch As you give me the Oracles delight. Needless to say but this may have been our Destiny to meet here. Until next time, you can have The Last Word.
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I tried tinder and some girl said I'll suck ya for a penny [spoiler]thought it was Jewish mingle for a minute [/spoiler]
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Try #recruitment
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I'm a bloke but I'll try anything once. What you say ?
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I would love to but...I'm in another dimension...
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I would be your girlfriend but I'm always doing stuff like life ever heard of it?
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You gonna get Catfished
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[b] [/b]
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#thirsty
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I'll be your gf. I'll even webcam whatever you want for you, but it's $5.95 a minute.
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Bro Dont you go to school? Find one irl this must be a joke scrub Get gud m8 i r8 8/8
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You shall not pass but seriously I don't have a girl and you all of a sudden have girls all of you that weird man..
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Hey boi im a grill and i love to game. I play destiny night and day. Just pm me your gamertag big boi and we can game together. <3
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Go buy a hug pillow and a less then appropriate pillow case there you go you can do what ever you want to it and no consequences
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[b][/b]
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This is me btw ladies :)
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Desperate.
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http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/50068337.jpg
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#Desperate
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Ey bby ;3
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http://imgur.com/ZLvb8ad
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Don't you have a mother base to run in the middle of Seychelles?
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No girls don't exist on the Internet.
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