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5/13/2017 7:46:30 PM
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Terrible excuses for jokes 2
The theme is nature this post do make nature related jokes.
What type do of haircut do birds get?
[spoiler]A [b]buzzard[/b] cut[/spoiler]
What do Hawks do when they get in trouble
[spoiler]They [b]prey[/b][/spoiler]
What do cows use to secure a tent.
[spoiler]A [b]steak[/b][/spoiler]
Did you hear that farm animal didn't take the bet?
[spoiler]Yeah he was [b]cowed[/b] out if it[/spoiler]
Did you know ducks swear?
[spoiler]They say they got a [b]fowl[/b] mouth[/spoiler]
Did you hear the insects insulting us?
[spoiler]Yeah they said [b]mantis[/b] dumb[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyReported
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2 RepliesI'm proud of OP for not bumping his post of tasteless jokes.
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Sitting in the back of class throws a pencil then someone turns around and you say "Im autistic"
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I sometime question whether the worst joke i know is unions or feminism
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Cringe...........
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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? [spoiler]Dam[/spoiler]
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What did the chicken say when he crossed the road? [spoiler]The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyKnock knock? https://imgur.com/gallery/TSrqg
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Two fish in a tank One bumps into the other and asks How do you drive this thing.
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What do you call a cow with no legs? [spoiler]Ground beef[/spoiler]
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Insert edgy comment about me being a bad joke here
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The devil wears Prada
