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Modificato da Pistol Magic:
1/24/2016 11:14:18 PM
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How to get a Girl NOT to like you
Lets think up some uhh.... Poor/inefficient tips for dating/getting a girl to like you/seeing IF a girl likes you.
1. Peeing on her to assert your dominance
2. say I'm going to go take poop, can I have your number so we can continue our conversation as I drop some dark kids off at the pool. Girls like guys that are just honest
3. Walk up to her and say
You
Me
And Shrek
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
4. Poetry: Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van.
5. Fart in her eye
6.
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"Haha, you're not that ugly for a tall girl!" nnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNN[b]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-[/b]
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3 RisposteI have a knife and a dick, one is going in you. Your choice...
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You could always just kill her. She won't like you then.
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lol just lol
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just existing seems to make chicks friend zone you or outright hate you but I do have 100% fool proof plan to get women money a chick will do anything for money so just buy the pussy!
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Be yourself
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2 RisposteModificato da sir_m: 1/25/2016 12:48:36 AMHow to NOT get a girl: be there for her and listen to her problems. Make her laugh. Complement her physically and her personality. Do stuff with her. Then wait as she kisses and cuddles other guys. And with 5 easy payments of $99.99 you can get the full tutorial absolutely FREE! [spoiler]Seriously tho, his happened. [/spoiler]
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If a girl likes you and you don't like her there is nothing you can do, NOTHING! If you like a girl and she don't like you there is nothing you can do, NOTHING ! Either way you're pretty screwed.
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Be nice, girls seem to like the jerks more
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Just pull your dick out and start dancing around her
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1 RispondiDo this right in front of her ^
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1 RispondiOr... Just be half of offtopic.
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2 RisposteShow her your K/D [spoiler]just kidding, that rakes in all the bitches [/spoiler]
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Be really clingy and sensitive
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2 RisposteApparently telling her that you care about her, even just as a friend, is a big no no....
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#1 phone conversation
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Modificato da AaronTheGerman: 1/24/2016 7:09:20 PM5 "Hey nice shoes! Sex?" 6. Roses are green Violets are greener I think of you When I touch my wiener
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1 RispondiPut it in her pooper
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1 RispondiI know! Just be myself.... God I hate myself
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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Your gardens on fire.
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Modificato da Some Black Guy: 1/23/2016 2:38:46 AMRoses are red Violets are blue I am black Would like you some in you? > insert a Lenny face
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2 RisposteSpeaking of poetry, Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't. But actually, if you want a girl to not like you, be a total douchebag.
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1 RispondiRoses are black, Voilets are black, [spoiler]I need a cleanse[/spoiler]
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Modificato da LordOf27Donuts: 1/23/2016 2:35:22 AMSay "you are the ugliest piece of garbage I have ever seen" That is a sure-fire way to get kicked where the sun don't shine
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