Long time, no see #Offtopic! I have a problem that I thought you may be able to help me with. I'm planning on asking a girl out tomorrow and I'd like to do it with some kind of joke or poem. We've been talking for going on a month and a staple of our short relationship is my obsession with Harambe. If you can come up with a short poem (think "roses are red violets are blue") that includes Harambe, that would be much appreciated!
TL;DR - Make a poem for asking a girl out that includes Harambe.
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Roses are red Violets are blue Will you go with me to the Cincinnati zoo
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Modificato da nai: 9/23/2016 8:18:12 PMRoses are red, Violets are blue, I'll never love Harambe, The way I love you <3 [spoiler]ayyyyeee[/spoiler] [spoiler] I don't think it even rhymes [/spoiler]
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Modificato da Donald J Trump: 9/23/2016 8:15:13 PMI wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in heart, and forever harambe it will stay.
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Roses are red Violets are blue I love Harambe And you, too.
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Roses are red I'm feeling blue Because there's one less gorilla In cincinatti zoo. [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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I doubt you'll get her to say yesif you keep using Harambe jokes
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How many times do i have to say it... TOAST IN ENVOLOPE. it works 60% of the time every time.
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I pray to God you're not being sincere.
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[quote]I'd like to do it with some kind of joke or poem. [/quote] [quote]poem [/quote] bruh
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Roses r red Violets r violet Garage is red AND THE STUPIDEST MEME ON THE GODDAMN PLANET [spoiler]...a casual loop in this toggler's mechanism suggests that the toggling process somehow binds space and time into...[/spoiler]
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[quote]Harambe[/quote] [spoiler]Farming coconuts since 7-26-2016 [/spoiler]
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[quote]Help!! Asking a girl out!! Harambe!![/quote] Then don't bother asking her. You'll be wasting your time, and hers if you include a 'joke' about a poor gorilla that didn't deserve to die. That's just dumb.
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Bumped for a dead meme