If a 10 Year "Marriage" To the Same Gun Is Boring...
... then Halo and its guns must've been as watching a second coat of paint dry. I mean, who actually likes and uses the AR, BR, Needler, Sniper, Shotgun, Rocket Launcher, Plasma Pistol and Plasma Rifle anyway, right?
I mean, remember how refreshing those red Brute Plasma Rifles in Halo 2 were? Those were interesting and long-lasting!
BTW sarcastic post is sarcastic.