[quote]The number of kids that say "butthurt"[/quote] Fixed

I've never agreed more with a thread in my entire life.

Reminder just because you can be a dick online with no consequences, doesn't mean you should

But I did squats yesterday and my ass is killing me.

:)

Try this: You will need to snort grape jelly off of a homeless man's foot. Then perform a vasectomy on said homeless man. If the police attempt to arrest you, they are dirty cops under the payroll of the Illuminati, you will need to fight them off, the key to defeating the cops is to mix jack Daniels and apple juice and pour the drink into your anus, this will grant you the strength to fight them off using only your penis. After this is completed you will need to locate a goat from Ireland, upon locating a goat you will need to cut off its left back leg, it HAS to be the back left leg. Once the leg has been cut off you will need to travel to India and present the leg as a gift to a blind shaman. He will then gift you with the knowledge to suck it up and not be a little bitch about it.

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R3KT tbh

Church. Really.

Maybe have a more mature approach towards other people. It's the internet, yet they are still people - not bots.

I'm new here.

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This.

¡n ou

I slipped on the stairs and fell on my ass. I'm very butthurt.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA JUST HOW RUSTLED I'VE BECOME

You should visit HaloArchive. They're so easy to troll.

You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf

BUT IM 12!!!!! *gets butthurt* F*ck you!