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barisgiritにより編集済み:
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Chuck Norris facts for Destiny
Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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Oryx heard of Chuck Norris and thought about trying to fight him. Then he heard Chuck put his peredin greaves on and blew himself up thinking it'd be a less painful death. [spoiler]can you imagine Chuck Norris with peredin greaves?? (however they're spelt)[/spoiler]
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4 通の返信Chuck Norris wiped out the entire enemy team with two bullets; the first one was a warning shot
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4 通の返信At the end of the regicide mission, oryx is actually about to kill you until Chuck Norris shows up behind you at the last second. Being taken is a much more desirable fate than fighting chuck norris. That's why oryx smiles as he takes himself. [spoiler]chuck norris is at the back AND the front[/spoiler] [spoiler]chuck norris is never low on weapon parts[/spoiler] [spoiler]Mara sov bows to chuck norris[/spoiler] [spoiler]chuck norris can control an ogre[/spoiler] [spoiler]chuck norris put the hive to sleep before we "woken" them[/spoiler] [spoiler]the fallen will continue to claw at the walls of our city, unless chuck norris roundhouses them down[/spoiler] [spoiler]chuck norris uses touch of malice to his heart's content. It doesn't dare to try to steal his life force[/spoiler] [spoiler]xur hopes chuck norris will have something good for him on the weekends[/spoiler] [spoiler]the 8th column is called chuck norris[/spoiler] [spoiler]chuck norris will kill destiny[/spoiler] [spoiler]chuck norris doesn't have a ghost because he can't die[/spoiler] [spoiler]we will never get the last 3 calcified fragments because chuck norris has them[/spoiler] [spoiler]chuck norris put a rock on cayde's map months ago. Cayde has yet to mention it [/spoiler] [spoiler]the original white nail perk is based on chuck norris's fighting style: infinite precision hits[/spoiler] [spoiler]chuck norris will get free dlc[/spoiler] [spoiler]I wish I could say chuck norris's black spindle wasn't nerfed like everyone else's, but nothing can resist going down on chuck norris [/spoiler] [spoiler]smoggy Pluto gave chuck norris his gjallarhorn[/spoiler] [spoiler]chuck norris had the original ice breaker. After accidentally shoving the clip through the rifle during a reload, the manufacturer decided to make it regen its own ammo. [/spoiler] [spoiler]you can shoot a super good advice at chuck norris indefinitely. All rounds fired at chuck norris WILL miss[/spoiler]
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1 返信when Chuck Norris goes into the prison of elders, the mines have to dismantle him...or die
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3 通の返信Eiffiksにより編集済み: 11/6/2015 7:17:04 PM
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1 返信[i]Chuck Norris doesn't actually pull the trigger on any of his weapons. The bullets are just running from him as fast as they can. [/i]
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