Lords of Calamity Calamity: 1: a state of deep distress or misery caused by major misfortune or loss 2: a disastrous event marked by great loss and lasting distress and suffering See also Lords of Calamari Calamari: Noun kaləˈmɑːri/ squid served as food. Use in a sentence: Put those tentacles in the air like you just don't care! Lords of Calamari represent!