my childhood

Seeing my dick smaller than its supposed to.

Locked in a broom closet At school By the teachers They took my shoes And backpack True story

Believe it or not, I've actually witnessed a murder before. I was 13 but it was and still is horrifying. I was walking home from school, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As I was taking a break at a bus stop, a girl in a bus nearby started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced yard were three guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of people were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call, the other man, who hadn't been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then she got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Seeing Hillary get so much support

T-there was no cookies in the cookie jar....,.

Looked in collective on ifunny

I can tell you the cringest thing. I was 8 years old and visiting family in Saskatchewan for two weeks. One day I went with the family to the local pool and my cousins, other cousins where there and they where girls. They invited me over to play at their house because they hadn't seen an American before. Fast forward and we're at their house and the youngest girl (Kendra) is showing me around their house and she shows me her bed room. Her older sister Sarah( 15) knocks on the door and the younger sister shoves me into the closet. Now the closest has the kind of door with slats so I can see out, and the older sister comes into to change out of her swim suit. And she like nude! She comes over and opens the closet door and there I am like a little creepy shit. She screams for her mom and she comes running and grabs me by the back of my hair and makes me sit out side for my aunt to come pick me up. Regardless to say the vacation kinda sucked after that and to this day I can't get the image of Sarah's pepperoni nipples out of my head! :/

Me and my buddy's were driving in the middle of the night and all of a sudden we all felt a THUD THUD under the car. So we pulled over and looked out behind us, and there was this pink tricycle and a pink jacket on the road that we just ran over. I think there was a body too but we didn't want to find out, cuz we were scared of getting arrested so we just bounced. Shit was scary yo.

I fell asleep on my arm, and when I woke up, a limp arm scared the sh*t out of me.

About a "dream". I went asleep downstairs on the sofa but rolled off and noticed I fell out of my bed. Went back to sleep, dreamed that I went downstairs and then I fell off the sofa and found myself on the floor near the sofa. I was horrified. I don't know why though.

I accidentally left IHE's Search For The Worst playlist on when I fell asleep, and I was woken at 3 in the morning to the loudest 'TAKUAAAAAAA' I've ever heard.

Might sound unreal but but this happened when I was 15,7 and my class was playing a thing called "Ryska posten" or the russian post, where 2 people are randomly selected to go into the closet and do something(Insert lennyface here). When it was my time the scrubs chose the hottest girl in our class and drew the task from a box. They drew make out and use your tounge (Insert Lennyface once again). Now as a matter of fact she was into me, so I was nervous. When we went in the closet she immediately pushed me against the wall and started kissing me and forced her tounge in(I swear this isn't a porno btw ;)). My heart was beating and I was extremely nervous the entire time. She was making advances because she moved my hands down to her ass (Lennyface) and started moaning. After the game was done she asked me to -blam!- her. Edit: Also this wasn't the scariest thing. It still happened tho, the real scariest thing that happened to me is in the replies Edit2: I -blam!-ed up with the age, it was 15 not 14

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