I just had a small little earthquake. Not too big, but you could feel it coming out. No big deal right?
[b][i][u]WRONG.[/u][/i][/b] I was on the toilet.
I was just chillin, taking a nice dump, when all of a sudden my toilet started shaking and I'm freakin out like, [i][b]Holy crap my toilet wants revenge for me eating so much taco bell[/b][/i] or something.
Now that I had the crap thoroughly scared out of me, I told the toilet to piss off, and then typed up my experience for all the world to see. All while trying to fit as many toilet puns in as I could.