I thinks McDonald’s has a conspiracy going on. They say that the chemicals used in their food and drinks cause cancer
They then create a sales event to raise money for cancer
Other food chains like Burger King volunteer to not sell a certain item in order to help McDonald’s raise money for cancer
Thereby further increasing profits to use more cancer causing chemicals
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