"UwU I'm so vewwy cwevew" the UwU Lee softly whispered as his work came to a close. He stepped back and waited. 35 minutes later, precisely at 11:37 o clock, a deafening ruckus filled the apple store. All the alarms went off at the same time in a horrible symphony of tacky ringtones. The UwU Lee threw off his phedora and trench coat and proclaimed to the patrons of the store, "Hewwo, It is I, UwU Lee, a copy of yaw bewoved shewiff! And I set aww the phone's awarms to sound at eweven thawty seven, the houw of the deviw!" The confused patrons were startled by the sudden noise and abomination in front of them. Some fainted, some shrieked, but all of them cowered away from the thing as it made its escape. Another UwU Lee, the only one that would take its mischief too far, found himself with a citizen tied to a chair in an abandoned building. The citizen struggled to escape and UwU Lee took notice. The citizen's eyes widened as the UwU lee walked past him and placed its hand on his shoulders, the UwU Lee leaned in and began to whisper its sweet nothing in the poor man's ear. "Hewwo, fwiend. I am UwU Lee, I was cweated to cause mischief, but that wasn't enough. I cwave chaos, destwuction, and deff. I cant say I'm sawwy faw what I'm abowt to do..." UwU Lee walked around to face the man and savored the fear in his eyes. That's when it happened. UwU lee unhinged his jaw and opened his gaping maw. It was like a portal to oblivion, an endless nothing. The UwU Lee ate the poor citizen. After its meal it spoke to itself "maybe vaw isnt so bad aftew aww..." The rest of the UwU Lees kept up their harmless mischief as the monster slept with a full stomach... [spoiler]yep, I made it even worse in this one. Itll get less awful eventually, also note that I do have a storyline in mind. Its horrific and cursed, but it's a story.[/spoiler]