Today we gather to herald in a new era. An era of top hats and fun words that start with J!
By the imaginary power invested in me, I name you President of the Republic of Off-topic!
Thank you, Girraffalope for your service these past months, you pass into history with renown. I am sure I speak for all of us former presidents when I say good luck, Aifos, and may our future be brighter under you than it has been in ages.
Long live Aifos!