Flash Fiction: Zero Hour Returns!...Why? (Humor For Frustrated Players!)
Say what you will about Bungie's recycled, pointless Into The Light content, but for me, the pinnacle is the reprised Zero Hour quest. If you read the card for "Asset Protection," there's a massive can of worms opened up that makes this whole mission downright insulting.
If you have a few minutes (it's flash fiction, so it's very short - 5 minute read), check out our humorous fanfic response to getting Asset Protection in the story "Zero Hour Returns!...Why?"
It is posted at: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55980064
And if you know a dev, please, feel free to have them read it if you enjoy it!
-W.L. Swarts