I figured on this day more than any other, my fellow Americans and those who live overseas will be embarassing themselves on the internet, look, as far as I'm concerned if all you hath come to do is bicker about and chauvinize your repective nations, I suggest you go take your patriotic egoboners elsewhere.
Now that that little rant is over with, I must admit, I am a bit of a pyromaniac. As such I tend not to see the 4th of July as a patriotic holday, but as a Pyro's wet dream, and a day to remember how spectaculatly bad my family is at amusing me, today particularly. So, anyone here going to have a fireworks display today? The most my folks can put out is a few sparklers and poppers.