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작성자: SGT DUPREY 9/15/2015 8:11:35 PM
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The "Official" how to get a white guy thread

Hello all, we gather here today to teach everyone how to attract white guys. There are various white guy subcultures: Example- Redneck white guy Likes: Guns, lifted trucks, camouflage, beer, and Carhartts. The redneck white guy is common to rural parts of the United States. To attract him own at least one gun(ammo is optional, he will end up buying it for you). Lifted trucks and camo go hand in hand, they love both things and will try to "camo" everything. Beer, find out what kind he likes and keep at least a case of it around. Carhartts, nothing screams "country" like Carhartts. However be advised a good 85% of these guys are not actually country or redneck, only about 15% of them are "country" usually farmboys. Farmboys can be the ideal guy for any girl, no ladies of B.net they will not go Engrapadora on the horses if you or him have any. The dudebro- Likes: fast cars, new phones, polo shirts, and cologne. Common to upperclass sections or "downtown" sections of urban areas. Usually driving any of the "fast" or "fast looking" cars, usually decked out and taken care of very well. Carrying the newest phones and wearing the brightest polos they can find, you'll see them coming. Usually wearing a higher end cologne, you'll smell them coming. To attract him you must have a nicer car, dress very sophisticated, and always act bored around other girls. Compliment his car and phone, while subtly teasing him. This makes it a competition and the dudebros love competition. Cargo shorts are important to white guys, they are a staple of the way we dress. [spoiler]Need moar stereotypes, post away. [/spoiler] [spoiler]Inb4peoplewithoutsenseofhumor[/spoiler]

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