Did Oryx with randoms yesterday, in the group was a kid who got [i]really excited[/i] that we beat hard Oryx. Kid couldn't have been more than 12 or 13 but as soon as we beat him he asked us all like 80 times to -blam!- him:
"oh my god guys
-blam!- me
-blam!- me
-blam!- me please
touch my balls now
-blam!- me"
He went on like this for like two minutes. Like, kid, seriously, I'm glad we beat him too, but you are the reason no one likes playing with squeakers. Chill the -blam!- out.
lol squeakers