Go
Edit: inb4 you ask the reason you cannot go to me...
[quote]Well, what happened was a former member of the dev team programmed the death counter as an FU after he was fired. Hidden within that coding was "self-destruct" protocol which would explode all organic and inorganic materials across the globe if anyone attempted to delete it.
Thus making you unable to approach me...it's for the safety of all mankind...[/quote]