Note: link helps out to play along with the text. Anything in "..." is dialogue
Lord Saladbar enters
"We thought we were inedible. The lords of iron."
Lord Saladbar tosses some spicy sauce onto the salad
"We thought we could protect the last salad"
Cut to the Jolder at the grocery store
"Some of us paid the ultimate price. I am all that remains."
The Siva dressing enters, craving to take the salad.
"Stand with me guardian. It is time to avenge my fruit and veg."
Cuts to you defending the last salad against the siva dressing
"Prove yourself worthy. And the Iron lords will salad again."
The title appears:
LORD SALAD BAR AND THE SIVA DRESSING
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