Yup. I'm an Ent who wants to play Destiny.
Bungie! Why are you releasing your game on the Xbox and Playstation systems? They are really in short supply here in Fangörn Forest. They're not even sold in Middle-Earth! We held a moot to decide what to do and posting here was the logical course of action! Why don't you develop for the wildly successful HobbitStation console here in Middle Earth? We can get those easily, and plus the sturdy controllers don't break in our huge branchy hands! You're excluding many potential buyers by sticking to mainstream consoles! What about the Ents, Elves, Dwarves, Men, and even Hobbits who are missing out because of your negligence? It's downright discrimination! (Don't bother with orcs).
Don't make us march on your HQ like we did Isengard…
PS: we hired a hobbit to type for us, we take too long ourselves
-Posted from my iEnt phone-
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작성자: Facelessbushman 8/15/2014 10:22:09 AMNot to further disappoint you, but there are no beards in destiny. Tree or otherwise.
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I'm surprised you're not offended by the lack of tree-friendly dance emotes available. It's a clear signal that they are not fully valuing you as a customer base.
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작성자: voltX7 8/14/2014 4:25:06 PM
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작성자: OldboyVicious 8/14/2014 10:03:31 AMHi TreeBeard, I knew your brother; TreeMustache. He had been stuck in a niche market job but was trying to branch out. Is he still there or did he leave?
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If you start walking to Gamestop now, you will get there 3 months after the HobbitStation version of Destiny comes out.
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Well I'm a Nazgul that wants to play Destiny, and I'm very frustrated that the game doesn't include rings. Especially The One Ring. Makes me want to stab a hobbit.
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Sorry. The gay dragons pre-ordered the last of the stock. You Ents are just too damn slow!
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Just don't become a gunslinger hunter. I don't think the super would do you any good.
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I think this is a message with a double meaning. Someone wants Bungie to include consoles that are not yet encluded. You know the little guys.
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Did you.know your nephew is in a new movie? That Guardians of the Galaxy. I couldn't believe you would let him do that. His pet owl was in Guardians of Gahoul! Haven't seen him since!
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