Yup. I'm an Ent who wants to play Destiny.
Bungie! Why are you releasing your game on the Xbox and Playstation systems? They are really in short supply here in Fangörn Forest. They're not even sold in Middle-Earth! We held a moot to decide what to do and posting here was the logical course of action! Why don't you develop for the wildly successful HobbitStation console here in Middle Earth? We can get those easily, and plus the sturdy controllers don't break in our huge branchy hands! You're excluding many potential buyers by sticking to mainstream consoles! What about the Ents, Elves, Dwarves, Men, and even Hobbits who are missing out because of your negligence? It's downright discrimination! (Don't bother with orcs).
Don't make us march on your HQ like we did Isengard…
PS: we hired a hobbit to type for us, we take too long ourselves
-Posted from my iEnt phone-