I know what you're thinking. ....you're thinking YES! Broken steel 3 the bungie forum heavyweight champion has made another awesome post...he must have just finished beating up all the weights at his gym and after he must have stopped at his local gamestop and the employees who are fans of the bungie forum heavyweight champion who don't even know his true identity. They talk to him about his awesomeness and how they miss him......and.....and then he leave like Clark Kent.......While these stories are true I am really here to give my 2 cents about the slobs at 343 industries. ......the trashest developer in gaming history ! Thier games make E.T. look good. I am officially calling you out....... everyone you .......even the janitor. ......you suck .......Frank O'Connor the only job you should have is getting Jason Jones his Coffee. ...........Bonnie Ross what do you know about halo!? You should stick cooking and cleaning. .....kiki wolfkill with a name like that how can anyone take you serious...Bravo you need a red dress to go with that hair style. .....Josh Holmes unemployed. ......Quinn Delhoyo lmao real men don't exfoliate so I'm calling you soft.......and the rest of 343 employees you all are extremely terrible at your job and should consider a career change. ......stop embarrassing yourselves. Halo fanboys you need get a job........ Also if you are a 343 employee take a good look around these beautiful forums this is what a real developer looks like........ something you will never be.....this is the part where I tell everyone it's great being me and what do Y'all think....I am always listening ;)
Treebark you called
This post is brought to you by broken steel 3 your bungie forum heavyweight champion and author of the award winning poem Tears of the Fanboy
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You should post this on waypoint
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Edited by SuperStormDroid: 2/2/2017 6:56:35 AM#Offtopic has become quite a mess lately. Political posts and crappy memes have run rampant there. Why don't you show everyone there why you're the champ?
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too.............many.........periods
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I love reading these posts. It shows that the guy has nothing better to do and complain about something that never affects his life in any way. It is interesting
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Edited by Psychic Donuts: 2/2/2017 6:51:40 AMLiking the effort. Keep it up. But still on the ellipses thing? It makes it rather annoying to read. You should make another Tears of the Fanboy poem. That thing was a work of art.
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[quote] take a good look around these beautiful forums this is what a real developer looks like[/quote] Lol
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Edited by Oblixious: 4/19/2024 9:41:40 PM
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You'd look pretty in a red dress
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343 4 life!!!!!!! I know a 343 employee that saw your post and he said your mouth is blue from being Tbagged so much
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Whoa you got em good, I don't think they'll recover from that
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But Tom French is [i][b]THE[/b][/i] man.
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At least your grammar's getting better.
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THE CHAMP
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Again, I know this is a troll post, but...[quote]Thier[/quote]
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Edited by Dingo_Smoochy: 2/1/2017 3:01:20 PM*posted on bungie forum
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You've got talent, broken steel 3.
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Never change
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Would I still suck if I quit my job as a 343 studio toilet inspector