I am now a adult.is there anything I need to know in life?
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#Offtopic
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Do not smoke, my family has a history of suffering from it. (I have had several relatives die from lung cancer, nasty stuff)
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Twitchyloner: 12/15/2024 9:05:54 PMClean your ears. Sit on something with back support. Wear loose fitting clothing. Avoid overhead lighting. Close your eyes. To best understand the material, Work part-time. Make less than 20,000 dollars a year. Grow your hair out. Live under constant threat of eviction. Wait until your bills arrive in pink envelopes before paying them. Have a pregnancy scare. Have highly personal and easily misunderstood goals. Maintain a healthy body weight. Always have a scheme or poorly thought out plan. Wake after nine but before noon. Have roommates regardless of your age. Be a success -blam!- but remember your failures. Understand the world wasn't made for you. Understand your parents are just people and be nice enough based on merit. Understand -blam!- partners know you better than your friends and treat them warmly. Have definite opinions but understand the world does not care. Judge people on how they will feature in D&D campaign. Love animals. Do not treat -blam!- people like lepers. Really don’t treat lepers like lepers. Be kind to people. Listen to Rene and Angela. Do not be afraid of other people’s opinions. Understand art has a context and don’t dismiss things outright. Don’t resent people with money. Don’t be married, do not have children. Avoid hard drugs, they make you talk too loud and that’s annoying. Understand people have the right to be tasteless. Approach dogs with confidence, not fear. Attach yourself to people who are funny, distance yourself from uptight squares. Embrace the meteor. Try new things.
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be gay, do crime
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A true adult is 21
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It doesn't get easier.
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Don't spend more on a credit card than you can pay at the moment. There be no social security when you get old so save for retirement. Prepare to make sacrifices.
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Don't get involved with politics
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As an adult I can tell you that you probably have another 20-30 years before you'll figure your -blam!- out too.
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Pick your battles Learn and grow Don’t do drugs
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tax evasion may be fun, but it's kinda not a great idea.
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Don't get mixed up with drugs, gangs, or oil executives
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I thought you were Acro for a moment and Iwas like “There is no way Acro is only 18!”.
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Dave.: 12/7/2024 7:17:10 PMDon’t get in debt
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For the most part, people will only care about the last thing you did. Your first job will care about your educational background but your second job will only care about what you did at your first. Your third will only care about what you were doing at your second. Etc. Don't be afraid to take a few risks and make a few mistakes. People won't care two steps down the line. ... Within reason. If you royally f*** up. They'll remember that forever.
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Don’t do drugs or commit crimes. A felony will haunt you for the rest of your life. If college isn’t for you don’t go instead look at a trade school. The world has enough “influencers”
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File taxes early. Start saving money, [i]now[/i]... open a high yield savings account, [i]now[/i] Do not waste money on frivolous things that rot the mind like recreational drugs, cornography and cigarettes. Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.
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Spontaneous combustion is a silent exploder, watch out [spoiler] for real though, dont place all your eggs in one basket, even with people[/spoiler]
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Life is like a bad hand of cards, you don't know what you'll get, but sometimes you'll have to bluff or fold. Regardless of how it goes though, just remember, 'the House always wins'.