Clean your ears. Sit on something with back support. Wear loose fitting clothing. Avoid overhead lighting. Close your eyes. To best understand the material, Work part-time. Make less than 20,000 dollars a year. Grow your hair out. Live under constant threat of eviction. Wait until your bills arrive in pink envelopes before paying them. Have a pregnancy scare. Have highly personal and easily misunderstood goals. Maintain a healthy body weight. Always have a scheme or poorly thought out plan. Wake after nine but before noon. Have roommates regardless of your age. Be a success -blam!- but remember your failures. Understand the world wasn't made for you. Understand your parents are just people and be nice enough based on merit. Understand -blam!- partners know you better than your friends and treat them warmly. Have definite opinions but understand the world does not care. Judge people on how they will feature in D&D campaign. Love animals. Do not treat -blam!- people like lepers. Really don’t treat lepers like lepers. Be kind to people. Listen to Rene and Angela. Do not be afraid of other people’s opinions. Understand art has a context and don’t dismiss things outright. Don’t resent people with money. Don’t be married, do not have children. Avoid hard drugs, they make you talk too loud and that’s annoying. Understand people have the right to be tasteless. Approach dogs with confidence, not fear. Attach yourself to people who are funny, distance yourself from uptight squares. Embrace the meteor. Try new things.