SmoggyPluto I'll tell you what a guy. Oh, sorry I said that wrong I mean, SmoggyPluto what a god. The Oracles succumb to Smoggy Smoggy sends Atheon through the Timestream The Darkness is consumed by Smoggy The Relic holds Smoggy The Speaker did tell Smoggy about the wars the Traveler had The Stranger had time to explain why she didn't have time to explain for Smoggy Xúr comes to buy stuff from Smoggy Crota yells "Guys Smoggy is rotating!" Smoggy has visited Eris's Dark Below Smoggy once threw a grenade and killed every enemy in PoE then it blew up They changed Destiny's "Become Legend" to "Become SmoggyPluto"

Courtesy of Geowgie (thanks for the twisted story). I was only 9 Years old. I loved SmoggyPluto so much, i had sent him a friend request and had his guardian as my background. I pray to Smoggy every night before decrypting engrams, thanking him for the RNG i've been given. "Smoggy is Love" I say. "Smoggy is Life". My dad hears me and he calls me a "scrub" I knew he was just jelous of my devotion for Smoggy I called him a Cheeser He slaps me and sends me to go to rahool Im crying now, and my face hurts... I sit near rahool and it's really cold A Warmth joins me and is moving towards me I feel something touch me It's smoggy. I'm so happy He whispers in to my ear "This is my Gjallarhorn" He grabs me with his powerful titan hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I open my vault for Smoggy He penetrates my free slots with Legendaries and Exotics It feels so illegitimate but i do it for Smoggy I can feel my vault fill as my eyes begin to water with happiness I push against his barrier melee as he throws items into my vault I want to impress Smoggy He dances a mighty dance as he finished filling my vault with his Luck My dad walks in Smoggy looks him straight in the eyes and says "Git gud scrub" Smoggy leaves my fireteam Smoggy is love, smoggy is life.

SmoogyPluto: The Last Raid It was a cold, dark day and myself and five other Guardians were at Atheon on Hard Mode. We were no match. We tried and we tried and we tried but alas, we could not prevail. We decided to give it one more go and I ended up being the last man standing. Just as we were about to give up, the impossible happened. [b][i]"SmoggyPluto has joined the Fireteam"[/i][/b] We were stunned. A seventh Fireteam member? How could this be? He joined the game and immediately proceeded to revive my fallen comrades; even though we were on Hard Mode. At this point me and the rest of the Fireteam were perplexed. Regardless of the unworldly, God-like wizardry we had just experienced, we pressed on. "OK g-g-get ready to teleport g-guys" I mumbled. SmoggyPluto let out a silent yet hearty chuckle and merely muttered the words: [i]"No."[/i] Immediately Atheon shed a tear, lifted up the Gates and proceeded to cheese himself by running off of the edge. We were speechless. I think the female member of the Fireteam had an orgasm. We all received a No Land Beyond each except from SmoggyPluto whom received a Gjallarhorn. He showed his distaste by going: [i]"Humph".[/i] Immediately, all of our No Land Beyonds turned to Gjallahorns and we were all level 34 with maxed out Raid gear. However, his Gjallarhorn had turned into a No Land Beyond. [i]"That's better"[/i] he said. [b][i]"SmoggyPluto has left the Fireteam"[/i][/b]

SmoggyPluto is a player that got a Gjallarhorn drop after playing terribly in Crucible. It was early on and it was kind of a hit with the community (who now praise him sarcastically). What makes it even better is some of these people don't even realize who he is out why he is 'famous' so they just say things to fit in.

Lol I like to think I'm real but who knows

as a guardian who received his gjallarhorn < 60h in after a 3 kill, 19 death travesty of a pvp match, all i can say is; Hail SmoggyPluto!

Bungie: "Become legend" SmoggyPluto: "Okay"

It was a stormy day in may, i was playing the level 35 prison of elders and we were fighting Skolas, this was our last attempt... We had exhausted all our heavy ammo synthesis in the previous rounds and and were making one last daring attempt. We had Skolas down to 50% health when i heard a loud thunder strike outside. "NO!" i screamed but it was too late the red and grey bar had appeared at the bottom of my screen. "Attempting to reconnect." It read. [b]"Get gud scrub"[/b] It thundered all around me, outside and inside the game. Lighting flashed all around my house blinding me, when i regained my vision this is what i saw: "SmoggyPluto has joined your fireteam." I frantically checked my screen and sure enough he was there in our fireteam, 4 in our fireteam... He spawned in with a monstrous roar that turned to a low chuckle... [b]"not today."[/b] he said. He ran to my unmoving gl itching form; my teammates screaming overwhelmed with adds. He spawned a bubble that gave us both weapons and blessing of light. I was astounded but knew that i would not last long enough... I was going to disconnect... When suddenly SmoggyPluto reached through my screen and grabbed the disconnect bar... I couldn't believe what was happening. He grabbed the bar as if it was a stick, pulled it off my screen and loaded it into his Gjallarhorn, He then jumped into the sky, a quartic jump, 5 JUMPS, he got so high he absorbed the sun and then in one swoop shot the disconnect bar into Skolas tearing him apart into nothing. The wolfpack rounds then proceed to swarm and destroy the mines we were supposed to [i]dismantle[/i] He stayed with us all the way to the treasure room but did not speak. Finally he urinated on the large chest and turned to us and said [b]"become legend gaurdian."[/b] [i]SmoggyPluto has left your fireteam[/i]. speechless me and my fireteam all opened the pee-stained chest... We all received 3 Gjallarhorns... One void, one arc, and one solar, all already fully maxed

Some say he created the traveller, other say he killed randal the vandal with one hand, all we now is...[spoiler]hes a legend[/spoiler]