I mean, running because you *have* to, like for sports, or because you're severely obese and need to lose weight is understandable, but why do people run for fun? Like "I'm gonna go take a run when I get home, it's super nice out today!"
NO
*completely pointless rant inbound*
Why would you waste your body's precious energy on rapidly taking steps forward with your feet when you could conserve energy and sit at home and become, I DONT KNOW, maybe a web designer? GET A JOB, SERIOUSLY. DONT WASTE YOUR TIME R U N N I N G when you could be making enough Benjamins to feed your grandkids for life! TRY AND ONLINE DATING WEBSITE? I DONT KNOW, DO SOMETHING THAT'S NOT RUNNING! WHYYYYYY? BECAUSE YOU ONLY LIVE SO LONG, AND THAT LIFESPAN IS GONNA GET SHORTER IF YOU WASTE YOURSELF ON RUNNING!