[i]One day, across the olden city of Slappingchester, young women and the bright-eyed daughters of the aristocracy begin inexplicably turning up with fake mustaches drawn on their faces, unable to remove them with a saliva-damped rag before they are stricken with an overwhelming sense of impending DOOM.[/i] [i][spoiler]Soon thereafter, these costume mustaches begin to menacingly manifest themselves as REAL MUSTACHES, as the victims lose control of their conscious faculties and become seemingly drooling morons with a pompous taste for local craft beer and indie rock bands. In a short time, missing persons inquiries begin to flood the precincts across Slappingchester, and in lieu of the shortcomings of the local police department, Spatland Yard, eminent private I's, James Blitst and Hughes Stoner are assigned to investigate the mysteriously-mustached-missing-triages. Before too long, however, they uncover that this annoying and cryptic prank is something much more sinister, indeed, and its lunacy could have profound ramifications that shake the very foundation of Slappingchester forever. Enter: The Mustached Enigma...[/spoiler][/i]