The cultivation of all intelligent begins with a meager egg. The fateful egg must absorb the prayers of her people in order to survive. Through consumption of the elements and benign ideals, the egg rises to power. Many an egg fails at this point, as megalomania is hard to overcome without sustaining self-immolation. The future is obfuscated for these holy eggs; hinder them not, as they shall bear fruit to all of us. The egg then moves on to the Choice of Destiny. Apoptosis may or may not occur at this point. Woe is the egg of whom terminates her own life! Surviving eggs then proceed to spread joy upon the world. Rejoice, for the eggs have overcome!
-
FUN FACT: Humpty Dumpty is an EGG!