Okay so these quotes can be from anywhere famous (or even not). Books, movies, video games, sayings, and the like are all fare game. There are three categories: 1) Funny quotes 2) Insightful/ philosophical/ motivational quotes 3) Bad ass quotes Here's mine for example: 1) "Those who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."- Isaac Asmiov, Science Fiction Writer 2) "You poor fools. God can make a cow out of a tree, but has he ever done so? Therefore show some reason why a thing is so or cease to hold that it is so."- William of Conches, French Scholar 3) "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." Ezekiel 25:17 (Jules, PulpFiction) Don't forget to say who said it.