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5/31/2018 10:51:43 AM
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My badass dog!
Its 5am and as usual I take my Pit Kilo with me for my morning jog. Bout 80° out, dry and not humid yet here in South Texas.
We are about a mile in and some punk comes running up and flashes a knife. I have been waiting sometime for the right dumbass to cross me alone but damn talk about balls seeing my big ass along with my pit.
Long story short, dude is being rushed to the hospital with a torn up arm. I won't be pressing charges but the officer stated he was in violation of his parole so he will be serving time anyways.
My boy Kilo is all good, dude didn't even get a chance to use his knife because my dog latched on so quick. Chicken shit cried and begged me to get my dog to release I said suck it up till Johnny Law shows up.
That is one reason why I own dogs!
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2 отв.Dogs are badass, I got home one day and my dog was all bloodied and limping around, I took him to the vet right away, blood all over my seats. And I got a call from my dad saying there was 3 dead coyotes in the back, and a very scared and thankful cat.
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2 отв.Ummmm is your dog trained to attack anyone who walks in your direction? If your dog just attacks without provocation that’s a problem
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2 отв.Was hoping for cute doggy 🐶 pic ☹️
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2 отв.Obviously forgot he had a knife .
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This is the reason I go to offtopic.
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1 ответMan, I can already tell that that guy is really stupid. How did he even think that was gonna turn out. Oh this makes me laugh. You should give your dog an extra treat for this lol
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25 отв.You know, they say that if you want to get a pitbull to unlatch from you, you are supposed to shove your thumb up its butt...... [spoiler]You should pass that along to that guy and then see if he actually tries it when he next gets out, it should be interesting to see.[/spoiler]
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1 ответ#Thingsthattotallyreallyhappenedforsure
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2 отв.I almost got away with it too...if only I had two and half knives that mut would have gotten me.
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6 отв.Изменено (Mister Mustard): 5/31/2018 11:11:41 PMMy dog probably would of just spazzed out because he sees someone new
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1 ответDamn that’s a badass dog... My cat just meows and rubs her pelt against my leg...
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1 ответ[i]oh.[/i]
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4 отв.Would’ve been cooler if his name was Cerberus or Fenrir
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3 отв.I have a dog named kilo as well, wouldn’t mess with him either lol.
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1 ответИзменено (STYLIN33): 5/31/2018 11:24:50 AMI’m in Australia, I’ve had Pitbulls before and will again , they’re great animals it’s just some fools use them for the wrong reasons. My boy Judge , was awesome he could scale a brick wall to window height, around 6 feet high and would sit on the window ledge if I called him to do so. He passed a few years ago now but he was great with my baby girl at the time. Truly a mans best friend and yes a loaded shotgun waiting to go off, but in the right hands an amazing friend.
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3 отв.Lucky you, my dog would be like “Take me Home with you!!”” All you need to do is show him food lol
