[spoiler]Cheerleaders in scantily clad uniforms and giant purple mascots perform a cheer. Firespitters and various circus acts wander about juggling or walking on stilts.
"No- it's too much..." *snap*
With the snap of one pseudopod (how that works I'll let you imagine) Speaker dissolved the circus scene.
"We'll do this the basic way"
With comic, articulations, and numerous falls from high places, the slime with only the power to destroy sets about hanging party streamers and banners around the newly built lounge and bar area, newly built newly furnished and ready for its customers, The pizza ovens were hot and ready to receive their doughy wheels of cheese, and pepperoni. But never pineapple... Only Speaker liked pineapple and everyone was super touchy about it.
Speaker ordered his Slimeling-minions got to work, and they separated from his flesh to begin, prepping tossing and baking. Being non-toxic, the minions were the perfect kitchen workers, and if one got baked into a pie and eaten every once in a while, eh fugettaboutit, it's just cellulose. [/spoiler]
"Welcome to Hammurabi's House of Pizza and Beer! Place your order and grab a seat, tell me about your day, and don't forget to tip!"
*Chopping noises and screams from the back room*
"Oh, darn... pizza thieves again; did I mention thieves lose their hands? 🪓🙂🍕"
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"What can I get you today?"
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May I have some pizza pwease 🥺