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Изменено (Speaker): 8/16/2024 4:50:20 PM
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Excuse me, *ahem* Pardon me; do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Pizza?

(ALL RISE) We believe in one pie, the cheesey and sauce covered, maker of satisfaction, and sustenance, of all that is tasty and good. We believe in one crust, round and flat, but rolled up a bit at the ends, flour from wheat, dough from flour, true crust from flatbread. Made by hand-not with a mixer - one in being with the pizza; Upon it, all toppings are lain. For our appetites and our hunger, it is covered in the sweet tomato sauce, (bow your head here) and by the power of the Dairy Cultures is covered in mozzarella cheese and may be called, now, Pizza. (You may lift your head) For our sake, it is topped with many ingredients and sealed in the oven for 15 minutes. On the sixteenth minute it is taken out and checked in accordance with the scriptures, it is removed when finished, and placed in the delivery boy's box, He will bring it in glory to feed the hungry and those who don't feel like cooking, and his Car is filled with trash. We believe in the Holy Topping, the flair the bringer of flavor, which proceeds from the Crust and the pie, with the Crust and the Pie it is consumed and savored it has spoken through its texture. We believe in one monopolistic theistic and Holy Pizzeria in offtopic, I acknowledge I made up those words for this bit, We look forward to the resurrection of that game Marathon, and many Pizza Friday's to come. Amen (Please be seated...) Please turn in your Hymnals to number 1279 ON PIZZAS WINGS number 1279 *Organ starts* *On pizza's wings plays* 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 [spoiler]Been too busy making cool Warhammer Kill Teams and going on Dates with women to update Pizza friday. Please forgive me... [/spoiler]

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