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We are the NMPA. We are an organization dedicated to the betterment of this world, and we will not stop until we succeed. There is a great number of threats that we, not only as an organization, but as a [i]species[/i] face!
Here before you is a list of our greatest threats, compiled into what we call, "The Big Ban List:"
[spoiler][quote]1. [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Groups/Post?id=59905935&groupId=29430]Water[/url]
2. [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Groups/Post?id=59966871&groupId=29430]Legalization[/url]
3. The Letter L
4. The NMPA
5. The OP
6. GT Stryker
7. Atoms
8. Atomic Bonds
9. Chemical Bonds
10. Molecules
11. Elements
12. Air
13. Oxygen
14. Cells
15. Humans
16. Poems that do not rhyme
17. Life
18. Fruit Baskets
19. Hair
20. Problems
21. Bad People
22. Under-Funded Space Programs
23. Other Under-Funded Science Research Programs
24. Aquaholics and their king, "Aqua Man"
25. Words
26. Amino Acids
27. The Number 28
28. The Number 27
29. Nothingness
30. Water Guns
31. Water Balloons
32. Me
33. The User, [b]"Simseo"[/b]
34. Clowns
35. Watermelon
36. Compounds
37. Slang Terms Against Sangheili
38. Banning
40. Filibusters
41. Acronyms
42. Doors
43. Circles
44. darkcrusader117 for Banning Me for Banning Him for Banning Me for Banning Him for Banning Me for Banning OptimusPrime 15 for Banning Banning
45. Bungie.net
46. Not Drinking Bleach[/quote][/spoiler]
In addition to the Big Ban List, we have compiled a list of Bans that are possible, but are being questioned. What follows before you is the "Questionable Ban List:"
[spoiler][quote]1. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme Song
2. The Ban of the Ban of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme Song
3. Uncomfortable Shoes
4. All Chinese Communists[/quote][/spoiler]
Thank you for your time and unflagging support of the NMPA. This list will continue to grow as new and more deadly threats have been discovered.
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[b]UPDATE:[/b] This article will now serve as BOTH a list of threats, as well as an archive for the NMPA's already initiated campaigns.
Thank you.
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We should ban any and all Chinese Communists.