Ohio's Department of Criminal Justice has successfully used a new device said to be a more humane in killing death row inmates than lethal injection. The first inmate ever to be killed by it was said to die a "fast and painless death" [quote]Our new system is a hallmark of compassion, now these deaths will be pain free...[/quote]-Garry More, Director of Ohio's Department of Rehabilitation and Correction [quote]Lethal injection has to use three different chemicals to kill the person: The first to stop their breathing, the second to relax their muscles, and the third to finally induce cardiac arrest[/quote] [quote]The new device is designed to be as humane as possible, emitting a soothing white noise and putting prisoners on a cushioned seat before its metallic talons dig into their neck and violently wrench their heads off.[/quote]-At this point you should realize it is a joke. I am adding this because apparently people are taking this seriously. I am going to assume you didn't read it if you just respond, "A shot to the head is better" or "why do we care if their deaths is painless?" If you do without any reason for me to believe you actually watched the video or read this, I will comment [quote]I have a humane way. It's called literacy[/quote] [quote] The device handles their bodies with respect and dignity [/quote][quote]In Texas, the Machinator disposes of 38 victims humanly at one time. And in Louisiana, if you want to be an organ donor, you could choose to have your organs sucked out your mouth through a tube.[/quote] Any thoughts? I personally am very happy we are taking steps in the right direction.