Hello your Lord and Savior Ice Bear here thanks for electing me as president [spoiler]even if you didn't know you elected me you did[/spoiler] So I was thinking we need a strong defense as America the greatest fūcking country ever so I've decided to have a triggering contest to see who can trigger me the most The winner of this will receive the title as Master General of the United Army of America So try your tiny little hearts out for your mighty president the contest will end on August 9 2016 because I'll be busy playing No Man's Sky and won't have time to check so in the meantime Ice Bear out