Jason jones is elected president! Instantly sells 1/5 of America only to tell the people they must buy it back with their own money, passes an executive order stating the people must do this daily routine: sleep, work, get paycheck at end of day, go home, grind till bedtime on destiny, then repeat the next day. Doing otherwise and attempting to go off the beaten path will get you banned from participating in work/small paycheck/grinding. New activities (yet portioned, will be announced in the future, you will be taxed to participate accordingly). You will receive food but it will be given not to personal taste but randomly. It WILL be feast or famine (literally). You shall not speak to neighbors. Only dance with them. The local vendor will have no regulations, he will give you what he wants, be grateful. Last but not least the true story of our nation will now NOT be spoken of. President Jones could tell it to you...but he won't...

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I wish he would -blam!-ing resign[spoiler]Obama I mean[/spoiler]