Offering 800,000 Bright Dust for ownership of Mercury.
To whom it may concern at Bungie:
The Eververse doesn't sell planetary bodies, so I am addressing you directly.
I wish to offer 800,000 bright dust, well 800,017 to be precise, for all rights and ownership of Mercury including the Infinite Forrest. I think you will agree this is more than a fair deal.
I am open to counter offers, such as the Moon or Titan.
Thank you.
I'm sure all of it legitimately obtained.
It's so weird... how many of these posts have you made?
You block your account, but I was still able to look it up.
Amazing... How does your light level get so high, your lifetime kills seem low for always being on the Charlamagne leaderboard... didn't make the 1st page this season, but you still have 2 weeks right?
Also, you never die in GMs... and you're a loner... perfect KD every GM, but no assists.
The only ones you don't complete seem to be disconnects.
I'm feel honored getting to know about you. I'm glad you're calling attention to yourself. Seems smart. Bungie should look at your account too and recognize you in some way.
I bet you got a Cayde cloak didn't you? Lucky.