Friendly reminder that the longest piece of english literature
...is a Super Smash Bros Brawl fanfiction. With 300 chapters and 4,000,000 words, it is the longest piece of english liteterature in the world. And the best part is, [i]it's not finished.[/i] More chapters are still being released.
Here's a snippet:
[quote]It had been a long battle for survival, but he managed to stop the imbeciles from defeating him for real. Tabuu, though, had been weakened during the battle. As he floated along in the void of the Subspace surrounded by darkness and swirling purple and blue colors, he reflected on the disastrous end of the battle.
Master Hand had shown up right before Tabuu could terminate the big group of Smashers. As a last ditch attempt, the omnipotent hand used his space-bending powers to recall each one of the Smashers to their worlds, back into the past before they participated in the Brawl tourney and the war against the Subspace Army. He then called Crazy Hand, and both of them escaped from Tabuu's clutches, effectually putting a sudden end to the conflict for the time being…[/quote]
[Link: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The-Subspace-Emissary-s-Worlds-Conquest]