Just had a phone conversation with my mom. Was really bored and wanted to interrupt her during work. It went more or less like this: Me: Just got home, what should I have for lunch? Mom: What do you mean? There's still plenty of food at home. Me: Oh I know, I meant I don't know which one to pick. Mom: *silence* ? Me: Like I don't really care which one, I'm just not decisive. Mom: You called me just for that? Me: Well yeah, I don't know which one to choose. Mom: Omg, I thought you needed something important, go ask the internet or something! Well, "internet", what should I have?